Irradiate the New Year! (The Blessed Bulletin, Ep. 009)


Irradiate the New Year! (Episode 009)

January 2024

Lost in Multiversal Translation

The Merriam-Webster dictionary defines the word radiate as something that shines brightly and/or spreads out from a center point. It says the first recorded use of this word was "circa 1619" and that it comes from the Latin radiatus and radius (ray). Where do those come from? No one knows.

Except Stargate fans, to whom it's painfully obvious that the root of these words is the name Ra. (I mean, his name's right there in all of them.) But in case you don't know the complete story:

Ra was the #1 most powerful Goa'uld. He posed as a "sun god" in ancient Egypt on Earth, and on his many other subjugated planets -- by taking over bodies and employing the Goa'uld's far-advanced technology to keep the populace under control (Stargate, 1994).

Now, add the word part -dia, which means "through" or "across," and you can clearly see how Ra, the "sun god," while increasing his empire across the galaxy, spawned the verb "ra-dia-ate." (-Ate is a verb ending meaning "state of.")

Was Ra also the root of irradiate? Of course...indirectly. It's a close synonym to radiate, with a similarly lacking (🙄) word history. The chief differences in meaning are that irradiate can also mean to use or spread a nuclear type of ray, to purify something (like food) from pathogens using radiant energy, or to enlighten intellectually or spiritually.

Irradiate: ir- (meaning "no" or "not") + radiate.

Wait -- Why doesn't it mean to "not shine" or "not spread out from the center?" Think of it as: no + Ra + through + -ate.

In other words, irradiating is what the SG-1 team did (Stargate movie, 1994):

  • used a naquadah-enhanced nuclear bomb to destroy Ra's ship, which
  • purified the galaxy of Ra's parasitism, throwing the other Goa'uld into disarray.

SG-1 then continued on a mission to defeat the rest of the Goa'uld -- which:

  • enlightened former subjects about their misguided service to the Goa'uld, and
  • helped to brighten their futures by pointing them in the direction of true justice and freedom (Stargate SG-1 TV series, Seasons 1-8).

So, to irradiate really means to be anti-Ra: to spread light, to get rid of parasites, and to help enlighten each other as we grow our spheres of influence...

There you go.

Makes you want to share a ☢️warm☢️ cuppa naquadah with your friends on a ❄️blizzardy❄️ day, doesn't it. 🍵

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The Status of Making Stuff Up...

Personal Life:

How are things going, you ask? Fine, fine.

Our annual family post-Christmas get-together vacation was great -- except for the part where my brother Dan fell and broke his right arm on the first day.

A day after we got home (New Year's Day), Pukeapalooza began; our daughter with severe Downs (who does not use a bucket without help) threw up continuously for a few days. At least it held off until we were home! She was not able to keep nausea meds or even tiny sips of liquid down.

To complicate matters, our carpet shampooer is temporarily out of commission...

This event unfortunately also led to a hospital stay and some worry and lack of sleep, but thank the Lord no permanent damage was done and Sabrina was able to get stabilized and come home a few days later.

Dog Life:

Overlapping the tail end of Pukeapalooza came Darmok, When the Diarrhea Rained Down. Chicken got extreme diarrhea (coccidia from rabbit poo?), which lasted for about four days. Between Pukeapalooza and Darmok-diarrhea-geddon, I spent a day at the laundromat doing 21 loads of laundry while Jim stayed in the hospital with Sabrina. Thank God for commercial-sized washers and dryers!

Once we were [tentatively] past all that, I decided to sell a kidney or two on Facebook Marketplace so I could have all three dogs thoroughly cleaned, trimmed, and furminated by the groomer. 🐩

"Furmination:" definitely money well spent on Darryl.🙄 Moments after leaving the doggy spa, he jumped in the car, shook, and flurried a 'whiteout' all over the back seat -- establishing himself yet again as a true Shedd-i Master.

Meanwhile, Shawnie has been leading the Rebellion against the Mom Empire (M.E.). While some would think that other, older dogs (at least one of them) would be too mature to join in, some would be wrong. It's like they think they'll be awarded Princess Leia medals every time they effectively destroy the next plot of my (and Jim's) Dark Side of 'misguided' focus.

Shawnie's learned the secret code word "rope" (among others) out of determination to bring the M.E. back to enlightenment at any hour of the day or night. She is also staging additional nonviolent(?) "Bored Possum Deaths" to protest the Empire's interminable (<30 min) Dark Side torture sessions. She conveniently started another skirmish as I was writing this newsletter (she has to enlighten you as well, you know):

Writing Life:

Goals for this last month:

✅ Survived

Accomplished:

  • Time Jumper scene revisions
  • A few Erebi idea tweaks
  • Some pre-planning prep for this year (task and project database updates, mainly)
  • Read Fragments.
  • ✨Author Sustenance Supply Reorganization✨

Main Project Focus for January:

  • The Refuge audiobook edits
  • The inexorable picky eaters book
  • The Erebi
  • More task and project database updates
  • Pre-plan social media & newsletter content
  • Look for a new cover designer for The Erebi
  • Water my dying office plants

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Serial Fiction with Friends

Last month, Tucker escaped the stasis pod only to be re-captured and thrown in a cell with a hungry Capastraunian. We left him hiding, naked and slimy, under the Capastraunian's built-in bunk -- moments from death by poisonous tentacle barb.

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The Nightwalker

He sucked in a nauseating breath of decaying flesh, rotting vegetables, and feces -- and squeezed back as the barb swiped past again, missing his flesh by mere millimeters.

Tucker had nothing with which to poke at the cuffs, currently, and therefore, nothing with which to re-activate or reprogram them. Debris and sludge of unthinkable origin littered the room. If he could just get to the pile of bones in the corner...

"DO YOU REALLY WANT TO EAT ME?" he yelled. "I CAN GET YOU OUT OF HERE!"

The Capastraunian flattened its tentacle further, preparing for another, closer swipe under its permanently mounted bunk.

He held his breath, awaiting the swipe, the jab, the paralyzing poison.

At least it would put an end to his endless respawning cycles. The multiverse was on its own now.

A clunking, tumbling sound echoed through the cell, closely followed by a second. The tentacle paused.

So did Tucker's heart.

An apple bounced off of the tentacle and rolled in front of the bunk.

Another bounced off the nearby wall.

The attacking tentacle pulled out from under the bunk as the Capastraunian skewered the first apple with its other one, popping the apple into its soft beak. Slurping noises ensued as the gigantic, bipedal brute popsicled the comparatively miniscule apple, digesting it layer by layer. Crunch. It skewered the second one.

"Staying until he's done with the appetizers?" the robotic voice reverberated impatiently.

Tucker shimmied out from under the bunk, pausing only a half-second as he exited to ensure his cellmate was not looking. He sprang up and beelined across the cell, splooshing through piles of organic detritus that made his bile rise and innards curl.

"Left, NOW!"

He dove left, under the food chute, just as a barbed tentacle swiped past him, detouring to skewer another lifesaving apple midair. Who would've known Capastraunians liked apples so much? Or maybe just this Capastraunian?

The hidden access hatch slid open in front of him, revealing a humanoid encased in an all-black mech suit with an opaque face shield.

A nightwalker! Out of the frying pan...he didn't even hesitate. The door slammed closed behind him, nearly catching his heel.

The nightwalker pointed its left arm at his shackles, and they clanged to the floor from his neck, wrists, and ankles. “LET'S GO!” the robotic voice commanded. It turned and barreled toward the exit at the far end of the cell block, about 100 meters away. The prison noises almost drowned out the noise from the mech suit boots pounding the floor.

Tucker raced after it, his slick, gross bare feet slapping and sliding against the smooth, hard floor -- every stride jarring and unreliable. And leaving an obvious trail.

Tjalian security codes used a to-date-unhackable level of encryption. To get through, you had to somehow locate and steal the single paired transmitter for each location, usually embedded in the body armor of a formidable shift commander.

The nightwalker arrived at the door to the cell block several seconds before him. It tapped a sequence on its left arm, and aimed it at the cell block door.

Commanders and codes were changed at random intervals. The transmitter the nightwalker had stolen might even now be unusable. His already thin breath got thinner.

The door opened just as he slid up. He felt a tentative hope -- and became even more aware of his new 'cologne' and stark nakedness -- as they escaped down the hall to the right. Most embarrassing escape ever...

Huffing uncontrollably, he was again outpaced by a mile. It must be nice to have a mech suit right now.

The nightwalker ducked to the left at the end of the short passage. When Tucker reached the turn, it grabbed his arm and yanked him over, tapping a button on its suit in the same instant.

Like water through a sieve, the current time and place dissolved, and a new one appeared.

White and misty, unformed, squishy, and odorless -- this was a blank place, a void.

Well, almost blank. Tucker squinted at a familiar-looking fuzzy spot ahead, but he was pretty sure he’d never been here before.

The nightwalker pushed him through it, jumping in after him. As he was sucked into the maelstrom, his memory finally cleared. This was a time portal. Like the network of streams he'd discovered and used -- all but destroyed through misuse eons ago. This was one of the remnants the Tjalians and others were seeking. He started to realize why the nightwalker might need him enough to risk its own life.

Oh Crap.

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Thanks for reading this episode of The Blessed Bulletin! See you next month!

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