*Oops-Corrected Links* Cappuccino — The 'Logical' Choice! ☕ (The Blessed Bulletin, Episode 003)


Episode 003:

Cappuccino — The 'Logical' Choice!

My Big Fat SFF Word Study

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"Cappuccino" (whose purveyors I've kept in business for many, many moons, but especially this last one) is thought by many to be of Italian origin, allegedly named after the Capuchin friars whose robes were the same color (very sus if you ask me)...and borrowed into the English language sometime in the 1800s. However, this is improbable, since we know that cappuccino is made with espresso as its base, and espresso was not really made possible until the 1920s. Cappuccino's true origin is both historic and futuristic...and of course, decidedly sci-fi.

The word, and the drink we now know as 'cappuccino,' came from a case of cover-up in the 1950s. In an almost completely unknown blunder (connected with the Star Trek: Enterprise series), T'Pol's great-grandmother, T'Mir, was once overheard by humans in the Carbon Creek pub expressing her wish for a Kaferian apple. Since humans had not yet experienced Kaferian apples, she quickly covered it up with a similar-sounding made-up "Italian"-esque word -- "cappuccino" -- and, when challenged, told them how to make the drink, using -- of course -- a fairly uppity Italian/French coffee base.

Clearly, because the vulcans-in-hiding were known to be extremely hard-working, smart people, cappuccino quickly gained ground as the drink of choice for such types.

Cappuccino: now the choice of logical, hard-working people everywhere.

There you go.

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Truth of the Month

The Status of Making Stuff Up...

Updates: Life, Dogs, & Writing

In real life: After a month of parainfluenza being coughed all over the house by our teenage daughter, my husband caught it -- and neither of us has had much (read: any) sleep in the last week and a half, give or take a day. Today, he was admitted into the ICU with what they are worried might be another round of sepsis. Jim almost died in 2017 from his first round of sepsis.

Thusly, please forgive my less-than-well-edited state-of-the-newsletter this month...

In dog life: Shawnie's learning all sorts of good things like basic commands, leash walking, and fetch--

Shawnie Masters Leash Walking

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Shawnie: "Mom, I totally rock at leash walking!"

Chicken: "Um, Mom...?! Seriously! Mom?!"

Darryl: "Glad I'm not on a leash..."

Chicken's also taught Shawnie all too well how to maintain the convenient 🔔in-home-alerts-system🔔 (for every noise, imagined or real) -- that I apparently purchased without the🛡️actual home-protection🛡️upgrade.

...and Darryl is doing his utmost best to teach Shawnie the novice-level material from his Darryl 1.5 codebook:

  1. Everything is edible (except your own dog food). Never eat out of your own food bowl unless you are caught scavenging in someone else's area and made to. Also: be sure to pickpocket Mom's cardigans daily for a delectable tissue snack that will almost make up for her unforgiveable lack of attention.
  2. Human words are just suggestions. They might even be completely imaginary. Only heed them when a cookie is directly within your view.

The writing news: As part of my recent (and ongoing) marketing studies, I'm working on a prequel short story for The Xianova Chronicles. Renegade's Refuge will be a free gift for people who sign up for this newsletter or follow me on social media (which means you will also receive it for free with the June issue if all goes well)! It's about the founding of Frith, and for readers of The Frozen, it will include some intriguing background tidbits for Coryl and Cyril.

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Here's the next installment of Time Jumper, as selected by 100% of respondents to part 1 (found here if you haven't yet read it).

Isle of the Forgotten

This wasn’t the lab. This wasn’t even close to where she intended to jump, and she’d have to analyze what went wrong in a minute. But the sight of the tourist galleon leaving port at sunset was still a pretty awesome view from the edge of the deserted beach parking lot. Might as well enjoy it. Ainan sat down on one of the bollards that surrounded the lot, and dropped her pack on top of her gun, by her feet.

Just as she was starting to really vibe with the sounds of nature at twilight, a car pulled up and parked in the space next to her in the lot. She turned and glanced at the car, noted that it was a lone man and he was pulling out a six pack of Mike’s Hard Lemonade, then turned back to the ship heading out to sea.

“Pretty neat sight, huh?” He sat on the next bollard and offered her a bottle.

She took it. “Yeah. I’ve never been here before. I know it’s touristy, but I like it anyway.” She opened the bottle and took a long first gulp. It’d been a while.

He pulled out his iPhone and got ready to take a picture. She glanced sideways at the home screen to try to get an idea of the date. It was too small to read. But at least she knew she was in the early 2020s now from the model of the phone. She’d had a similar one when she was younger.

“Hey, you wanna be in my picture tonight? I take a new picture every night around this time -- for reference. I’m a photographer, but I’m a better painter.”

“I’m a scientist.” She took another sip. “And an engineer.”

“Oh yeah? That’s cool. Whaddya working on?”

“Top secret stuff. So no picture.”

“That makes sense around here. And makes your backpack make more sense, too. That’s quite a contraption you got there. The beach part of your current project?”

“It wouldn’t be top secret if I told you all about it, now would it.”

He chuckled. “Nope, probably not. Looks cool though.” He took a few pictures while she sipped. “You sure you don’t want to be in one, just as a silhouette?”

“I’m flattered – but no. Thanks.”

Ainan gulped the end of the lemonade. Leaning over, she placed the bottle on the edge of the pavement next to her bollard. Then, she lifted the edge of her pack, and grabbed her gun, which he would not recognize as a real gun. She turned and shot him point blank in the chest.

He hardly had time to look stunned, as his body and iPhone slammed backward onto the pavement. The gun’s report was nearly inaudible.

“Sorry dude, but you already saw too much. Hope you weren’t important in this flow.” She stomped his phone hard, until it broke -- then grabbed his hand, and began pulling him back toward the sand. “But if you were,” she groaned, “don’t worry, you exist in many others, in which everything turns out ok,” she sucked in a breath, “probably, because you never meet me, at sunset--” she grunted, “on the beach.” It took a few more minutes for her to get his whole body through the bollards and back onto the sand.

She was winded. She grabbed another lemonade and took a drink, then set it down next to her bollard and her empty.

She posed his dead body -- back against his bollard, sitting with his head propped on his left hand, left elbow propped on left knee, leg held in place by the sand. She placed what was left of his lemonade -- which he’d set down on the pavement and which was miraculously missed by his feet and leg as he fell -- inside his other hand, standing in the sand.

She walked to the tide to clean herself up. She also rinsed the couple of spots from her outer shirt. She turned and walked back, drying her face, neck, and arms with her shirt as she walked.

She sat down next to him in the sand, and picked up her own drink.

The blood on the pavement behind them would be mostly concealed from the road by his car, but she’d have to move along pretty soon. She’d learned to savor moments like these, though, so she’d stick around for at least ten minutes yet.

The galleon sailed on, silhouetted and dark on one side, and golden on the other. A light breeze stirred the tiny patch of weeds next to her, and brought the smell of the ocean with it.

She pulled her pack onto her lap, and began to examine the workings of the time capsule, looking for some obvious programming error or hardware issue that might have caused her to be pulled into the wrong time flow.

She didn’t find anything revealing right away, so she decided to do a hard restart and try again, and see if it worked. If it did, she’d be at the lab, which was a better place to investigate jumping errors, anyway.

Unlike her former pursuer, hopefully she’d arrive in the same condition in which she left.

She stood up and put her pack on, turning to her photographer friend, and saluted. “Welcome to the Isle of the Forgotten in the River of Time.” She paused, taking one last look over her shoulder at the disappearing sliver of sun, and the darkened ship. “I’ve been there, you know. Can’t say I liked it. But it’s probably more enjoyable if you’re dead.”

What happens next?

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  1. Ainan makes it back to the lab and steals a critical piece of tech
  2. Jonas v. Ainan scene
  3. We meet a new character in his spaceship: Tucker

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