The Blessed Bulletin, Ep. 006: Well-Timed Chaos = Success


Episode 006: Well-Timed Chaos = Success

October 2024

My Big Fat SFF Word Study

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Give me a word, any word...

Convergence purportedly comes from the Latin convergere, which means 'to incline together,' or 'to bend together.' Many meanings have developed over time; all are really versions of 'moving toward union or uniformity' from disparate places.

Enter sci-fi, with, well, the most meaningful meaning, of course.

Hearken back with me to the days of old, specifically 2001, Star Trek: Voyager, S7: E11, "Shattered." Space-Time Convergence is epically consequential (and 100% more interesting than the everyday variety), which is what tends to happen when sci-fi universes get involved.

Voyager, struck by a "chronokinetic surge" from a rift in space, is plunged into a chaotic mashup of past, present, and future.

What should've been a disaster -- crew members from the past bumping into their future selves -- ended up solving long-standing problems. An old security protocol helped fix a future systems glitch. A past-Janeway's suspicions ironically set her future self up for success. Plans fell apart, but somehow, things [mostly] worked out.

Convergence isn't limited to Star Trek or Voyager. In Dr. Who, whether it's a phone call from 1969 solving a crisis in 2011, or a paradox resetting the day, timelines often overlap at just the right (or wrong) moment, turning catastrophes into serendipitous solutions.

Convergence is at the heart of Quantum Leap. When Sam leaps into other people's bodies using his time travel machine, things spiral out of control -- but timing, circumstances, relationships with people, and Sam's quick thinking and influence blend to create a better future in the end.

In Sliders, convergence of luck, timing, and alternate realities allows Quinn and Co. to resolve crises, in ways they never could have anticipated -- often by being in the right place at the right (or wrong) time. They often experience personal growth through talking with or experiencing their alternate selves and their alternate friends.

So, next time your computer does everything except what you most need it to do (like mine just did when it erased this segment after hours of work), remember that in just four easy steps, you too can experience the benefits of the best kind of convergence:

Step 1: Accidentally find an alternate dimension or timeline.

Step 2: Enter well-timed chaos mode.

Step 3: Achieve personal growth and epiphany by talking to your younger or alternate self or your alternate friends.

Step 4: Stumble upon serendipitous solutions.

Space-Time Convergence ➡️ Well-Timed Chaos ➡️ Wisdom/Epiphany ➡️ Success

There you go.

Note:

You may have to skip Step 1 if there are no wormholes or time machines handy. So go make yourself a cappuccino, because that's what T'Mir would do, and start building yourself a new computer using parts scavenged from your garbage disposal, dishwasher, and washing machine. It'll all work out in the end.

If it doesn't, you can always try the Klingon version of convergence. If you put up a cloaking device in front of the camera, your computer won't even see you coming. Qapla'!

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Truth for October

The Status of Making Stuff Up...

Personal Life: Paid a landscaper to re-do the blocks surrounding the pond, then found out that the liner was, well, dead -- so now we get to rip it all out and start over (and spend more $$). It's good we found out now, before I filled it with water and koi again, but still 😭.

I wanted to finish drafting The Erebi while sitting next to the pond this fall, but I guess I'll write it from the office if I have to...

Dog Life:

...I'm living with the Contraband Cartel. Sticks and stones (and other "goodies") get smuggled indoors; all the actual toys, ropes, and bones (and plenty of other stuff, like boots) get smuggled outdoors, even if the border patrol is standing watch at the doggie door 90% of the time.

My poor rosemary plant from the back deck has been airborne in the backyard (pot and all) 3+ times. Shawnie also took "throw pillow" literally with an outdoor pillow Val recently gave me (and it apparently had a delightfully rrrrrippable texture to it as well). Tonight, in the second I was removing the rock from Chicken's mouth and the fresh kleenex from Shawnie's, Darryl was making his move on the latest Netflix remote.

They don't ever get bored or feel that I ignore their needs too much...because they have at least 15 different kinds of nylabones, shin bones, and ropes, and each other, to play with -- and tons of time to run and play outside. And plan their next shenanigans. 🙄

Writing Life:

The Erebi plot has thickened. Mwa-ha-ha!

The book for parents of picky eaters with special needs is...my next short project to finish after this newsletter.

The paperback of The Refuge is now available for sale on Amazon, and will soon be available elsewhere as well.

Mike Domeny will have the audiobook of The Refuge in process shortly...which means another awesome freebie for my intrepid subscribers is on its way in the near future!

And of course, another installment of Time Jumper is here.

Serial Fiction with Friends

In the last installment, re-spawned Tucker was captured by the Tjalians and immobilized in a control pod, where he lamented his huge memory gaps and experienced an inconvenient growth spurt.

100% of respondents voted that this month's segment should be "Ainan raids the lab." Vote and ye shall receive!

Read up on previous segments (in past issues) here.

Convergence

Ainan hiked up the steep foothill toward the shiny black building – the lab Jonas built about 25 years after she jumped into the first time stream portal they'd found. She stopped to catch her breath for a moment and admire it. It seemed out of place in this lonesome setting, next to a river in the Wyoming wasteland, but it was a thing of beauty as it reflected the very last rays of the setting sun.

Jonas’s security measures were legendary. She knew they would be; she taught him just about everything he knew. At least to start. The man was brilliant. And because of that, she had to find a way to get him off of her tail, preferably permanently, or he’d wreck her plan to make her future what she’d always dreamed it could be.

She'd risked capture, disfiguration, and death to explore multiple time streams to investigate her options to get into the new lab, until she determined that this time was her best bet, with her current level of knowledge and skill. After this year, Jonas would install new tech that made the lab more impenetrable than Fort Knox or Cheyenne Mountain.

Ainan needed to steal his entire personal hard drive somehow -- or at least an upgraded time capsule pack and anything that might be related to the "skin map" tech -- as far into the future from her origin as she could, so she could use it to more safely elude him and his teams of the past, make some counter-tech, and disappear from his reach forever.

Returning her gaze to the quickly dimming path ahead of her, she set down her pack and pulled out her tablet. The wide main path ended just ahead of where she stood, diverging into three narrower paved paths. Each of the three diverged into more, and so on, up the hill to the lab half a mile away. If she didn’t take the correct path, the strong temporal forces Jonas had somehow harnessed to booby-trap this area would wreak havoc with her body on a cellular level, resulting in nausea and a loss of control of her extremities. She found that out the hard way a couple jumps ago.

She made a special trip to early in the following year so she could tag an employee with a tiny camera while they were in line together at a coffee shop in town. Then she sat back, drank her coffee, and recorded the safe way up. The camera feed was disabled upon entry, though.

While she was in that time, she camped out in a hotel in Cheyenne for several weeks to put the finishing touches on a device that could record and holographically mimic the unique biosigns of another human being for at least a full minute. She would have tried for longer, but she was hoping she could get what she needed without having to risk another series of jumps for a more suitable battery, and then risking Jonas waking up after she rufied him to record all of his biosigns for longer than a minute.

Squatting to pull out her water bottle, she breathed in the sharp, cool air and the scent of the mulched landscaping that ended here, and blew out a breath. She took a drink as she looked at her map and re-familiarized herself with the correct route.

I've earned this retirement. My whole life, people underestimated me, thought I was insane. I'm done with them. I did what I was created to do, made my mark, and now I'm gonna get my payoff!

"Why couldn't you just let me go, Jonas?" she whispered toward the lab.

She placed her bottle back in the side pocket of her time capsule pack and pulled her hood up. Swinging her pack up over one shoulder, she picked up her tablet again and started up the left-most trail.

***

Getting into the lab had been difficult. Despite having Jonas's biosigns recorded, she'd still had to hack her way through an extra layer of security protocols to open doors into this inner sanctum, using a regular peon's terminal on another floor.

It seemed too easy, actually.

She felt the seconds ticking away like whole minutes, knowing that she had to have triggered an invisible alarm system at some point.

Now she stood staring into a dark room full of sleeping monitors, blinking robotics, and who knew what else -- the future of time travel. She wandered across the room, scanning back and forth with the light from her tablet, looking for Jonas's office, desk, table...whatever he had.

There. In front of the floor-to-ceiling window at the far end. That huge desk had to be it. Jonas never loved working in the basement. He loved natural light. She trotted the rest of the way across the room, carefully sidestepping and ducking through cords, robotic arms, and a maze of tables and computer workstations. She sat down at his desk.

Yep, this was it. He'd left a box with a picked-over assortment of donuts behind. They both loved glazed donuts when they were working on a particularly difficult solution, but her favorite donut was a filled chocolate bismarck. She hadn't had one in forever...and she was in luck! She took a large bite out of the last bismarck in the box and wiped the bit of left-behind frosting from her lip with a finger. Heaven!

She rifled his desk drawers with her other hand until she found what appeared to be a portable drive. Would it be big enough? It was all she could find quickly, so she woke up his terminal, put on his newer version of her virtual-time-reality headset, turned on her biosigns imitator for the initial scan sequence, and went to work. She knew the bioscans would be random following the initial scan, and there was no way to predict when she would inevitably set off the alarm.

She couldn't believe he wasn't here already.

Ten minutes passed in a blaze. Her adrenal glands were in overdrive. As she tapped the final popup screen to download a copy of his entire hard drive, she turned on the biosigns imitator again to give confirmation and popped the very last morsel of the donut in her mouth. The machine began to hum faintly. She took a drink from her water bottle and stuck it back in her pack.

Thankfully, his terminal was lightning-fast, and that enormous number of terabytes flew onto the portable drive with space left over, in less than a minute. She could use the device she'd brought from the future to try to create a backup, but she wasn't sure it was worth the time, since it might not be time-safe (was anything, truly?), and it might not even interface with the older operating system.

No time to think about it. She restarted the process, linked the device with few issues, and made a second copy. She tossed both drives into her pack. Fumbling back toward the main door while scanning the work stations, she found what appeared to be a nanite sample, and swiped the tube. She was so excited about the potential of the nanites that when she finally looked up, she was halfway down a hall she didn't remember seeing when she entered the main lab.

The lights in the main lab flicked on. "We know you're here, Ainan! There's no way out!" Jonas's voice echoed in the main lab room. "Just come talk to me! Why are you running? Why are you doing this? Just come talk!"

She ran tiptoeing down the rest of the hall toward a doorway that stood cracked open at the end.

She couldn't believe her luck. These were definitely upgraded time capsule packs -- not much different on the outside from the one she had! She grabbed one from the cubbies on the wall. If this is a capsule storage room, then... She scanned the rest of the room with her tablet light. Yes! Another door. It was locked, of course. She turned on the biosign imitator and used it to enter the next room. She closed the door behind her and heard the multi-lock engage.

Turning, she stopped, stunned. No way.

FOUR time streams were visible as she peered around the enormous, round chamber through the upgraded VTR headset. A convergence! How could four exist so close together, and why wasn't she or anyone else affected by the inevitable space-time-shredding forces that had to be filling this room?

She pressed the power button. "Training mode!" she voiced quietly into the mic. The pack lit up, showing her which button to press for the initial setting.

Jonas, my friend, you've really outdone yourself. And, in this case, un-done yourself.

Ainan had the capsule figured out and programmed for her destination in under a minute. She heard the door to the capsule storage room close, and footsteps clattering closer. The multi-lock disengaged. She took off her old pack, threw the new pack on her back, and ran for the nearest time stream, to her left.

"Ainan!" Jonas yelled, reaching for her and missing as he came through the door with two men behind him. "Don't do it! You don't know--"

She jumped, and the stream pulled her in and away. She giggled as she zipped down the glittering tunnel of time. This was a fast one!

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