To Nog, or Not to Nog... (The Blessed Bulletin, Ep. 008)


To Nog, or Not to Nog 🍪🥛 (Episode 008)

December 2024

Lost in Multiversal Translation

Oscillate: The dictionary would have us believe that it's derived from the Latin oscillum (small mouth or small face) which referred to small masks hung from pine trees, which swung back and forth in the breeze to honor Bacchus.

However, Dr. Who afficionados will recognize that the word's true roots are not in Latin, but in the name Oswin Oswald, + the ILATE acronym. ILATE is used to help you remember the options for finding the correct "u" term to evaluate the "Integration by Parts" formula, used whenever there is an integral expression that is a product of two mutually exclusive parts.

Oswin was a brilliant woman (a splinter of Clara Oswald) whose integral expressions of Dalek and human impulses were at war within her. She swung from helping the Eleventh Doctor to extermination when he forced her to confront the truth that she'd been fully converted, but her better human nature and extreme intelligence won out in the end. She helped the Doctor, Rory, and Amy escape the Dalek Asylum planet, and by hacking into the unhackable Dalek Pathweb to erase all memory the Daleks had of the Doctor, she helped them escape the Dalek Parliament as well (Dr. Who: "Asylum of the Daleks," S7: E1).

This origin and its deeper definition of oscillation is borne out and expanded by other sci-fi and fantasy characters. So we know it's canon!

  • Spock in Star Trek (TOS & movies) -- tries to purge all emotion in favor of logic through the Vulcan Kolinahr ritual, but is unsuccessful -- and ultimately embraces more of his human side when he realizes emotions can also be a strength.
  • Nog in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine - "Heart of Stone" (S3, E14 and following) -- is pulled between being a "successful" Ferengi and transcending the Rules of Acquisition to uphold Starfleet ideals. Star Fleet wins, of course.
  • John Crichton in the Farscape series -- wavers between sanity and madness; between being a resourceful, determined astronaut and succumbing to the psychological strain of being lost in an alien universe with a "devil on his shoulder" (the Scorpius clone in his brain).
  • Anakin Skywalker in the Star Wars movies -- swings from devotion to the Light Side to devotion to the Dark Side...until Return of the Jedi, when he decides to swerve back over to the Light side and save Luke from Emperor Palpatine.
  • The Doctor(s) in the Doctor Who series -- torn between interfering to save lives and respecting the laws of time, as well as between embracing relationships and distancing themselves to avoid heartbreak.
  • Eleven in the Stranger Things series -- exists in a similar tug of war between her human vulnerability and desire for normalcy, and her superhuman powers.

Oscillation: not just swinging aimlessly in the wind, but being pulled back and forth between one's mutually exclusive integrals until/unless the best "u" term is chosen.

There you go.

❄️🎄❄️🎄 What's Your Holiday 'u?'❄️🎄❄️🎄

Maybe you're like Oswin, Spock, and Starfleet Nog: able to find the correct "u" term to balance your internal equation, stay healthy, and stay sane throughout the holidays.

Or maybe, your Ferengi side wins -- because you too-quickly oscillate back to your Dark Side, the devil on your shoulder, and your superhuman powers to be lazy and acquire the best holiday goodies before everyone else (see Rule of Acquisition #6).

Either way, I beg you to please avoid letting things swing in the breeze (at least in public), and I wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Cozy up to a good book for the holidays!

While The Refuge is a Sunday-afternoon-type read for most of you, The Frozen is the perfect holiday-vacation-type read (the audiobook is 16h 45m). If you've read The Refuge, it's time to find out what happens next with that red-haired, kick-butt girl!

Truth for December

The Status of Making Stuff Up...

Personal Life: Pool & house cleaning success! My brother Dan's house sold the first day it was shown. 🥳

Then, there was the pre-overwhelm overwhelm, followed by the Plan -- to finish this newsletter, finish wrestling my [beloved?] thorny blackberry into submission and winter prep the garden, deep clean the house, clean the aquariums, do all the Christmas shopping, and set up the tree and Christmas decor all in one day (two days ago).

As realistic as that plan was, I was forced to re-think it after more dog Tribbles were spotted right after I swept and vacuumed. (...Because Tribbles were the only trouble with that plan. 🤔😅)

I've now shifted to being happy with my progress this week if this newsletter gets finished and I've begun the pre-planning stages of my egg nog and Christmas treat consumption for the next week.

Dog Life:

I've created a handy graphic to illustrate the infinite joy of living with my dogs in the winter (in Iowa)...

Key:

Darryl = F4.9; he hasn't shredded a throw pillow yet (just most likely incited the violence by taunting the pillow slayer).

Shawnie = F3 (squared?)

Chicken = F1 or F4, depending on whether she's hungry for poopsicles and feeling ignored or not. I adjusted her score to F4, not because she didn't do the F5 level (she trained Darryl, after all), but because she doesn't do the stuff at the F3 level...

Writing Life:

Goals for this last month: apparently unrealistic in light of my actual life, as usual. But, I've made some new plans that will hopefully help me become better at being realistic. (But, like, it took me 22 years to 'real-up' from fantasy to sci-fi. You can't really expect me to stop procrastinating on my nonfiction just like that.)

Accomplished:

  • 2 wks. of correcting the previous newsletter 🤦‍♀️
  • this newsletter
  • Time Jumper writing & editing
  • social media workshop
  • connecting with other Christian sci-fi authors I serendipitously met (more on this to come)
  • checked off multiple to-do list items by buying writing craft books (see pic).

Still Working On:

  • audiobook edits
  • the picky eaters book
  • The Erebi planning & drafting

Given what lies between now and the week of 1/11/25, wish me luck.

Serial Fiction with Friends

In the last installment, we left Ainan sprinting away from an unknown creature -- far, far into the future.

This month we will be jumping into the fray with Tucker and the Capastraunian. I actually have no apologies for those of you who voted to follow Ainan again. Too bad! I've been itching to give you this next segment! 😉 (FINALLY!)

Last time we saw Tucker, he'd been captured by Tjalians and trapped inside a stasis pod on their ship, trying unsuccessfully to remember what a banana split was like, as well as how to escape the pod.

Vote for the next segment by clicking your choice at the end of this one!

Read up on previous segments (in past issues) here.

Shoulda Stayed in the Pod...

The thermostat wire.

It had only taken him an eternity to remember it. When pulled out, it would cause the pod to pop open as a precaution.

On the bright side, during all this think time, his body finished morphing to that of a young adult, and the drug that immobilized him helped to dull the pain for a while. Until he outgrew the dosage. The tradeoff was that he could now feel and control his appendages better.

The downside was that he was now much too tall for this pod, which immobilized his body in a new way: crunching it into configurations it was not meant to make.

He managed to get what he hoped was the thermostat wire hooked between the very end of his big toe and its buddy at an amazing rate of only one curse word per second (for God-only-knows how long). Then it slipped away. Working his toes and the top of his foot farther into that tight cutout, he tried again.

Several frustrating and excruciating minutes after that, he managed to partially dislodge the wire. The pod popped open.

His foot was bleeding, bruised, and stung like heck, but he was free of the control pod. He tried to take a breath, but gagged and coughed up some of the gel they had packed his body in. Then he managed to turn his head and lift one shoulder just enough to throw up to his side, in the gel.

Problem one: he knew he did not have the couple of minutes he needed to cough up the rest of this stuff and breathe uncontaminated air to finish clearing his system of the drug, so he could be coordinated and get the heck out of this place.

Problem two: completely naked, he would leave a trail of gel wherever he went until he dripped dry.

He flopped his body over the no-throw-up side of the pod, and onto the floor closest to the door. His feet hit first. Barely. Ow!

I can’t believe they haven’t redesigned these control pods yet!

A Tjalian guard showed up at the door and pressed a button with his top right hand. He shot a significant look at Tucker through the small window in the door.

Silent alarm, now, apparently.

The guard glowered at Tucker and indicated the wall with the boomstick he held in his top left hand.

Tucker sighed, crawled ahead, then finally stood up using the wall for support. He 'assumed the position' in momentary resignation.

The guard came in, gave the control pod a disgusted glance, then placed magnetic cuff shackles on Tucker’s ankles, neck, and wrists. He lifted Tucker by his shackles, as if Tucker’s six-foot-four 200-pound body weighed almost nothing, and carried him from the control pod bay to a prison bay.

At the first cell to their left, the guard paused and unlocked the feeding port.

Bad, bad sign.

He lifted Tucker's body and pushed him down the slippery, smelly chute.

Tucker slid helter-skelter down the chute, popped out the end on his side, and flopped over on his face. As the chute retracted, the guard disengaged the cuff shackles’ magnetic attraction, leaving him still shackled, but able to move.

“He likes his food to put up a fight,” the guard’s robotic translator device laughed through the intercom.

Tucker lifted his head. Oh crap!

He rolled and dodged the giant Capastraunian’s first venomous tentacle swipe just in time. He kept rolling and got his legs and elbows under him, scrambling out of the way of another strike.

He scanned the cell, looking for the most defensible position, and in the same moment, ducked another swipe, tucked, and rolled. Hopping up immediately, he ducked the other tentacle, and ran behind the Capastraunian. He dropped to the floor as the Capastraunian turned. In the moment he had before the single bulging eye was able to track him again, he squeezed his (thankfully still slimy) body under the solid, giant quarter-round of cement-like material attached to the wall as a bed in the cell’s corner.

The rough material tore at his naked skin as he frantically pushed with his toes and pulled with his forearms, squeezing himself closer to the vertex. He shifted his body as far away from the opening as he could. The smell of rotten fish intensified the farther he squeezed into the enclosed space. He gagged.

They have to keep my mind occupied with survival. Which means they know I can get out of here.

The large, bulging appendage flattened itself and pressed against the opening under the cot. A long stinger sprung from the end of the tentacle. The Capastraunian swiped back and forth with the stinger, only inches from Tucker’s outer leg, as it continued to further flatten and extend its tentacle.

He had nothing with which to defend himself, except his cuffs. Could he re-activate them? Could he somehow activate or repel the cuff on the Capastraunian's tentacle?


Check out this awesome book trailer!

Christopher Valkenburg is one of the aforementioned serendipitous Christian dystopian sci-fi connections I recently made. I just bought Empyrean on Amazon, and I can't wait to read it!

Some people deserve to die. Marci Kovács chooses who.

Budapest, AD2132. In a city this big, opportunities for promotion are rare unless you’re willing to do anything, and Kovács is. As an Adjudicant, he oversees state computer MARTHA's Employee liquidation program. The winners get a shot at eternal life. The rest end up as statistics...
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More Free Reads & Series Samples

This month I have free reads of all lengths to share with you, starting with these:

Have you ever faced the Devil?

When Lenny, a battle-hardened Ranger, comes face to face with a legendary opponent in a lopsided game of survival, he must confront the darkness within himself or become another trophy in his adversary’s macabre collection.

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Rayah could only dream of escaping her world...

Monroe Academy was built to separate the weak from the strong. Fail to be promoted and be placed into servitude.

After Rayah’s mother made a devastating sacrifice, Rayah was given six years to make her required level. Now, with only a few months left to prove herself, she was still just a level one...

--READ MORE--


PFC Bernie Lebna has been through hell. It's left a mark.

Now, a random rescue has put a baby in his arms.

He's the only one that seems able to keep her happy and quiet. The Shepherd recruits Bernie for the extraction. No one wants a crying baby.

What should be a simple side mission goes sideways. Now Bernie must not only struggle with his own fears, but with the safety of a trusting baby girl.

Can he save the baby? Can he save himself?

Starry Kingdoms: Tales of Hope & Virtue

FREE Christian sci-fi, fantasy, and urban fantasy. Runs through January 11.

Christian Spec Fiction Giveaway

A small giveaway with more FREE ebooks from Christian fantasy and sci-fi authors. Ends January 1!

Christian Reads Collection

Several genres are represented in this small giveaway by Christian authors. Ends December 31.

Ending Soon!

Tons of sci-fi books (not predominantly Christian) here. This one runs until December 16th. Check it out if you haven't yet!

Thanks for reading this episode of The Blessed Bulletin! See you next time!

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